SUPER DOUCHE 5000

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.

Person 2: We all know hes not!

Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000

by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010

Douche Juice

Vape Liquid that is put in a vaping device, also called a douche flute

The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity

by Boleym October 12, 2018

Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move

WJacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here

by Julz London April 9, 2022

Deep dish douche club

The deep dish douche club is a group of BRO’S who run the jacked up trucks that are squatted with the lit up deep dish wheels on them.

Wow broham was the queen of the deep dish douche club right there.

by Dull clan June 23, 2021

douche flipping

When a person who is a douchebag when he/she is sober takes any combination of drugs and becomes even more of a douche under the influence.

Person 1: Man, Smoky's over again, it smells dank in here.

Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.

by CYP2E1 February 21, 2010

Douche Knuckle

Someone who intentionally tells someone else wrong information

Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle

by Davidisabab May 3, 2017

douche stream

When a Jackass leaks shit from their mouths.

Colin had a douche stream when he said that the world will end tomorrow by a dinausaor attack .

by Matzy15 July 14, 2017