Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

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Yes Two!!

This is what you say when you're super happy about something that has went right, or is going to go right in your life.

Such as getting a pure sweet feed from the Golden Chipper in Limavady!

Husband says excitedly: - We're getting a Golden Chipper tonight!
Wife Shouts with joy:- "Yes two!!"

by P-ChessNut December 10, 2021

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Two-nose

A person that knows it all.

Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.

A white person

Damn, theres alot of 2nose out today.

That 2nose is on one

Whats sniffin, two-nose?

by Neechybaybee December 27, 2021

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a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by anonymous April 3, 2022

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