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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022
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String Two

You will never string two on me
by Hagoroth January 15, 2019
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two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.
"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"
by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007
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To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.
Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word
by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023
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two left thumbs

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.
I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.
by mauriziaH July 4, 2021
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