Dog park

A situation/event/gathering that leads to interacting with many of your best friends.

~Derived from how dogs get excited/wag their tails at the dog park when seeing other dogs.

Victoria: "So Stacy, Hannah and Kathy are moving into my neighborhood, it's going to be a dog park!"
Rachel: "Ahhh such a dog park!"

by Chrico_PK May 5, 2024

Dirty parks

When you have a sword fight with a trans Asian in the woods only to be caught by a gay park ranger who you end up going home with.

I was part of a dirty parks move the other day, started with my Asian friend and ended with my new gay lover!

by Dirty dirk digler May 2, 2024

Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

by whybrr April 12, 2024

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015

Fall in the parking lot

The gayest finsta name of all time

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now

Fall in the parking lot

by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018

Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop

Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for

by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025