may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

may 3

annoy ella day the day where any ella yk u have to bother the shit out of steal there things, tease them, etc

may 3- hey there’s ella let’s go steal her water bottle

by urmom_dabomb May 3, 2022

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022

will may

worlds sexiest man

wow will May is here.

by graceberry567 December 6, 2022

may lynn

A May Lynn is not an average kind of girl. She is hardworking and won’t stop until she gets to her goals. She is a little shy when you first meet her, but she is outgoing, and very active when you befriend her. May Lynn is the trustworthy kind of girl. And very honest too. She is intelligent, and wants to take every chance to learn something new.

May Lynn is very nice/Kind to whoever she meets, the hero kind of girl.

by Windale July 31, 2019

May 14

Gimme head day

please give me head on may 14

by hcjhchcjcjc May 10, 2023

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021