John is an annoying little cunt when u start to talk to him but once u get to know him he’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He has a BIG dick and blonde and will most likely fuck you over but it’s ok because he’s hot.
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This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"
John "Johno" Johnson
"What did you get up to over the weekend?"
"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"
"What did you get up to over the weekend?"
"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"
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Get the John Paul II mug.A person who screams way too much and sexually identifies as a Johnbat. A person who is 500% white but still claims to be 50% Native American because his dad is 25% Native American. Also a world renowned singer most well known the Legacy of a Legend John Lewis edition game of the year edition. He holds a high fear of Mexicans with praying Mantises. Also that one guy.
Rebeca: I am partially Native American
John Lewis: I am better than you because I am 50007% Native American therefore I am truly better than you will ever hope to be
John Lewis: I am better than you because I am 50007% Native American therefore I am truly better than you will ever hope to be
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