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Dick Spit

1. When your weiner throws up.

2. Kinda like camel spit, but out your dick.
"Sip sip on my dick spit."

"Dude I totally shot my dick spit like 4 feet."
by PA Gangster April 26, 2006
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Dick Noise

The noise that is created when a dick is slapped against the lower belly. Often done in the presence of other males as a sign of dominance. Louder noises are made by thicker dicks. Females recognize a loud dick noise as a sign the male is an acceptable partner to breed with.
"Damn boy, that's some loud-ass dick noise... you win, you can have her."
by 25Louis25 October 16, 2008
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whiskey dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskey dick is invoking the fact that both whiskey it's self and whiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan January 16, 2013
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Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.
When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.
by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003
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dick shift

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle
"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."
by T READY August 20, 2009
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Pill Dick

The shrivelling of ones cod piece after consuming copious amounts of class A narcotics.
"O my god I've got a pill dick and I've just splashed on my boots"
by Dylan M May 30, 2006
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Dick Confidence

1.A feeling of self-assurance in one's manhood be it size, shape, etc.
2.Knowing one has the ability to satisfy their partners sexual needs above and beyond any other sexual partner; that the individual may or may not have had yet.
3.Knowing you can use your tool to its maximum potential
My dick confidence is all I need to keep my bitch in line.
by SAFFARI February 27, 2009
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