Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Get the J-Pandamug. Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
Get the Jmug. An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.
“I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”
“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”
by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018
Get the Kayden J. Parrymug. A Samrakshita is always a tall, warm soul, with a heart of gold shared with a Suzy. SAM is not a MAN (definitely a lass). The name could be traced back to the ancient epic Samrayana, where it is believed that Goddess Samra, the god of knowledge, wisdom and sarakku, blessed an Indian landmass (present day Bengaluru) with affordable liquor. It is also believed that 21st Century might see the incarnation of her modern day Madras. If someone comes across a Samrakshita, worship her! A Samrakshita only knows to love. The J in the end denotes the yogic symbol of a lifted sirasasana. ( The goddess is a yogini).
by Lazy Suzy November 23, 2021
Get the Samrakshita Jmug. by pdcjc January 28, 2015
Get the Gabby Jmug. A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.
Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack
by Sam shagga December 2, 2023
Get the J moneymug. by i6y November 21, 2021
Get the jmug.