one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

Baddie-one-sock

The opposite of a goodie-two-shoes, Someone who always does what's wrong and not what they're supposed to do.

Dean no-showed at his sisters wedding rehearsal casue he was at the pub with his mates.

Ah, you know Dean he's such a Baddie-one-sock.

by Lizey January 18, 2009

one inch destroyer

an incredibly small penis

becky: oh my god, i was about to have sex with dan until he pulled out his one inch destroyer. that totally killed it!

by honky 3000 October 14, 2015

Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018

Twenty one pilots

A good band that will make ur bones shiver like a skeleton when they eat ice cubes... aka they make you quake

My friend was listening to twenty one pilots and he queeved in my bed and made a big brown mark

by Jsjdifof January 26, 2019

It’s a sticky one styll

When someone likes you and you don’t like them back

Ellie : ‘I like you’
James : ‘it’s a sticky one styll

by Can’t handle the heat January 28, 2019

One Tough Bitch

Coined by a two time cancer survivor, OTB means women have the inner strength to get through anything. That no matter how life kicks you to the curb, you always have the strength within you to stand back up.

Despite losing her job and her home, Sarah was One Tough Bitch and pushed forward to a new career and beginning.

by Shellfish18 February 3, 2019