person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"
by Chappychaps2424 January 5, 2022

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by Furnace boy June 8, 2016

A middle aged man who drives an ice cream truck and prefers to pull into driveways to make the sale. Prefers to sit on the edge of serving ledge and ask several questions while the children patiently wait to give their order. Once the order is placed the ice creepman hands the MILF a Magnum double chocolate ice cream bar and states, "here this is for you".
The ice creepman is on the next block but due to frequent stops to chit chat with the neighborhood MILFs in which he delivers a free Magnum bar to his favorites 😜
by DizzydizzyD June 20, 2015

The nickname for putting an ice cube inside a man’s anus while giving him a blowjob with a mouthful of strong bourbon or scotch. (From the 2001 film Center of the World.)
The stripper told Peter Sarsgaard, “The Chinese call it fire and ice” and then stuck an ice cube in his butt, took a swig of booze, and fulfilled his fantasy.
by TheShaddyDoppelganger July 1, 2023
