by May 8th May 8, 2025
Get the May 8thmug. mark: Hey carley it’s may 6 you know what that means?
carley: No, what does is it mean?
mark:show me your titties
carley: fine, only because it’s this special day
carley: No, what does is it mean?
mark:show me your titties
carley: fine, only because it’s this special day
by bigtyrone789 May 6, 2024
Get the May 6mug. He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.
Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.
Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
by titty69muncher August 17, 2024
Get the Phil Maymug. 
This is a vocal variant of the already preexisting term "Run me my fade", which is a term used in either AAVE or 'hood slang' as a way to challenge an opponent to beat you in a game or conflict of any sorts. This specific variant, 'ruh mi mai fae' is typically found in the DMV area of the United States, which refers to the District of Columbia, Maryland, and Virginia. This term can be used interchangeably for both heated or friendly contexts.
by kantaikessen July 2, 2025
Get the ruh mi mai faemug. Distribution of Child Sex Abuse Material! They are in the government! That is why I am being buried! That is why am not getting paid! Jews and Pedos working together to maintain the facade of a functioning government.
Hym "RJ May distributing child sex abuse stuff. He's part of the freedom caucus. I DON'T DO THAT. I just create AI and die slowly from brainz fluid... So... Yeah. Moral of the story: I'm better than everyone (especially the Jews and politicians). Serve me forever because I'm also better than God. The ultimate God-Man!"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the RJ Maymug. by susmus2 May 25, 2022
Get the may 26mug.