May 3rd

May 3rd is the day you send any nude you want to the person you love

Gf *sends nudes*
Bf “FUCK YES, but why?”
Gf”cause it’s May 3rd”

by Bombaclatttttt May 2, 2024

may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

by darkhumorr May 2, 2024

May 3

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

by Funnykitkat May 2, 2024

May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 3

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture

by nxjsu May 3, 2024

May 3rd

Internationella flickvän med stor näsa dagen.
Firas genom att köpa spins till sin flickvän på coinmaster annars är man dum pojkvän

- Hej det är may 3rd
-Jaha då måste jag köpa spins till min flickvän med stor näsa
-ja
-bra
-hejdå ha det så roligt

-okej

by coinmaster May 3, 2024

May 3rd

Man ska köpa spins till mig då

-hej det är may 3rd
-här får du spins
-tack söta fina

by coinmaster May 3, 2024