I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

i pissed on her

a saying for when your getting it on but she thought you finished but really you just pissed on her. if you do this your disgusting asf and i think you needs get you uncircumcised dick away from women. they don’t want you pissing in them so fucking leave you fat forehead fucking foreskin mole rat.

i pissed on her

by idk what my name is lol November 29, 2020

I Don't Know

The answer you get from about every 6 year old...

Mom : Johnny apples or bannanas?

Johnny : I don't know!

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

i love you

i love you and youre the best I've ever had

i love you and youre the best I've ever had

by pancake pie March 6, 2021

World War I

The only war where you, an Indian, go to fight the Germans in France, under British command, next to Moroccans and Americans. Its all because one dumbass shot another slightly less dumb dumbass and every other dumbass in Europe went apeshit, and killed more dumbasses.

"World War I is so cool! I wish we could have a field trip."

"They didn't have fields, because those dumbasses thought the other dumbest couldn't move without trees to obscure their dumbass infantry".

by FranzFerdinand'sPhatAss(assin) March 25, 2021