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The Green Day Treatment 

This is the process of finding an album, or CD of any sort, that you no longer want, or are disgusted by the fact that your friend/relative owns it, and proceeding to remove the CD from its case, and using it to wipe your arse. Next, you must snap the disk in half, and throw it as far away as possible.

Named 'The Green Day Treatment', as the first album this was done to was 'American Idiot'.
Boy 1: Hey, my brother just bought that album from that shite band. I'm disguested and ashamed of him.

Boy 2: Shall we give it the Green Day treatment?

Boy 1: Lets.
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Cee Lo Green Treatment 

Ben: How come you broke up with that girl you were dating?
Jeff: I found out she was banging her boss so I just gave her the Cee Lo Green treatment and told her to fuck off.

Mr. Green 

A cute green smiley that is a basic staple to all phpbb forum emoticons. It is green, rather than yellow, and displays a huge teethy grin, expressing a large ammount of happiness.
Reply: Jobs!

Hey guys, I just got a raise! :mrgreen: haha I like Mr. Green! lol!
Mr. Green by Jennnnnnnnnnn August 30, 2006

Molly Green 

A hot, innocent girl with perky +2s and a Brazilian wax.
First guy, "Yo, did she put out last night?"

Second guy, "Nah man, she's such a Molly Green. I don't care though, she's fukin' hot! Can't wait to tap THAT!"

First guy, "Hear hear!"
Molly Green by Someonesomeoneelse December 23, 2008

grass is green 

another way to say well duh
meaning that the answer was very blatent .
Other phrases like this include no shit sherlock
bob:water is a liquid!
jim: and grass is green dumbass
grass is green by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004

The Green School 

Absolute nonces, the girls school has bare lesbians and the geography teacher especially ginger ninja are pedos. Yr7s like to act big and they’re all getting shorter. yr 8s always tryna act big now they not the youngest but they less annoying then the yr 7s and when the yr7s have a fight yr 8s are always there. Yr 9s always causing trouble and mischief. Fighting the teachers and they argue more. yr 10s starting losing their virginity and starting enjoying illegal things, yr 11s got gcses and no time for idiot yr7s when they try to act big. The boys school are clapped and the yr 8s are shorter then the girls school yr 7s. Overall pretty shit school.
“oh does your daughter to go the green school, is she les yet?”
“ahhh he must go the boys school with knee height.”

dallas green 

Backup singer and guitar player for the band Alexisonfire, one of the best bands from Canada. He also has a side project called City and Colour. His voice is great for the very emotional lyrics he sings. He actually is a really down to earth, nice guy, if you ever get a chance to meet him.
dallas green by natasha hill October 5, 2007