anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.

"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."

by huahdaddy June 5, 2025

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

anal bingo

when you come behine showone without them knowing and shove you dick up there ass and yell anal bingo

yo i anal bingoed that bitch had yesterday

by dumb dog nahnah February 10, 2024

Anal dentistry

To examine ones anus like a dentist wood

Dude my anal dentistry professor showed us how to put the scalps in the any”

by Doug Doug found October 8, 2018

anal doughnut

when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.

bro u want to go try that new anal doughnut?

by bearfred February 20, 2019

Anal warrior

Somebody who knows every rule and likes to min max perfection in rpg games

Oi anal warrior hurry up and pick a weapon

by Rustylungs June 20, 2022