Alex

noun

a name for someone with a tiny penis

person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020

alex packer

a overly large child

the boy is an alex packer, fat!

by Judith Squire June 20, 2022

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

alex

alex; skinniest most unfunny hatefull human that will make you want to kill yourself.

wow alex is such a fag

by dsgdgs December 28, 2023

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

Alex

The king of the urban jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Zoo.

Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.- Marty

by Jordanz98 April 14, 2019