Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023

anal asault

When you sit down on a seatbelt or hook and it goes up your ass.

I sat on a hook the other day, it was proper anal asault mate

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019

anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .

Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"

by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017

anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.

Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.

by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014

anal slushee

The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.

)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”

by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018

Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.

I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!

by blocknine July 12, 2023