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Birding

The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.
I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.
by Justsomedudewithaface November 21, 2021
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Birds

A bird is a type of Russian spy in America or an American spy in Russia used to collect information on the people and military technology.
Person 1: Hey dude, Look at those cool birds!
Person 2: Shhhh, They are just Russian spies!
by Russian Spy- I mean Bird? November 21, 2021
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olivia bird

she is so amazing and beautiful and awesome she’s so fab and amazing she is the bestest friend anyone could have if you want a good friend find an olivia bird
do you know olivia bird

yes she so amazing and wonderful she’s my best friend
by bounca April 9, 2024
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Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.
You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.
by Touch Prada April 11, 2024
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Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.
*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too
by Big Sitt April 12, 2024
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Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar
"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024
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Reverse Baby Bird

When you are hitting it from behind and cum, then the ole lady coughs and you catch it in your mouth.
Last night I had the ole lady bent over the trailer hitch and I came in her, then bent over to smell her ass and she reverse baby birded me.
by Mr. Big Nutz April 19, 2024
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