Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Huck Yo Meat

Vigorously stroking or excessively beating up your crotchial area.

Dude are you bouta go home and huck yo meat after seeing dannika?

by big boi nigel June 18, 2019

Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

by JDangle69 March 24, 2019

Swallow The Whole Meat

The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.

1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"

(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".

2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".

by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019

Dog In The Meat-house

Basically saying that you have you undies, thong, boxers, etc., stuck in the crack of your ass!

"you got a dog in the meat-house"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

Spicing your meat

When you or your significant other use sriracha or another hot sauce as lubricant before performing oral sex

Jim: You look happy Jerry, had a good night yesterday? were you Spicing your meat?
Jerry: Yeah man I got my meat spiced so hard by Missus.
Jim: I remember the first time Missus spiced my meat, Boy oh boy was it an experience.

by Meat Lover 69 August 28, 2019

Roman meat tray

Roman meat tray is the act of oral upon a freshly dead female. You can usually get away with it by claiming you are performing mouth to mouth but had the wrong lips.

Frank accidentally killed his girlfriend last week, walked in on him enjoying a roman meat tray

by Thorzzz May 2, 2018