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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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Two moments

I don’t know how long I’ll be so I’ll keep it vague to avoid being longer than agreed upon
I’ll be back in two moments I just have to find something
by F3mal3boss April 2, 2021
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two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.
Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon May 30, 2018
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two acre pussy

a pussy that has no walls
damn avn has a two acre pussy
by glamgurl7 May 29, 2016
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