hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 04, 2021

Bird boxing

When you're sucking a guys dick while driving.

I couldn't see because I was bird boxing while driving

by Staywetbb November 28, 2019

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

anti-whirly bird

the art of grabbing your flacid cock and swinging it in a counter clockwise direction.

"Watch me do the anti-whirly bird for the whole school"

by W^2 May 08, 2010

drinking bird

A drinking bird is something that adds efficiency and productivity to your life or business.

Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!

by PHEdward June 16, 2017

“The Big Bird”

A stupid yellow bird that you are supposed to torture at sleepovers with your friends (Don’t worry it’s just a stuffed animal) ;)

Prescott: Where’s “The Big Bird” ?
Patty: He’s in my freezer :)

by WiiSportsBoy March 21, 2022

catchin hella birds

in the position where you are getting the hella birds. opp. of throwing hella birds.

Bob: "damn man, everyone found out I aced my test. Now I'm catchin hella birds.

by bird enthusiast March 13, 2023