May 3rd

National Blawg day. Have intimate relations with your best Blawg

“Yo it’s May 3rd, blawg day” “really? Looks like I gotta go make out with blawg”

by Therealalphamale666 May 2, 2024

May 3rd

National give head day

May 3rd is a day to give head

by IgloUntundra May 2, 2024

May 3rd

May 3rd is the day you send any nude you want to the person you love

Gf *sends nudes*
Bf “FUCK YES, but why?”
Gf”cause it’s May 3rd”

by Bombaclatttttt May 2, 2024

may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

by darkhumorr May 2, 2024

May 3

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

by Funnykitkat May 2, 2024

May 5th

Can I be your Geometry Day

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”

by yukikzas May 3, 2024

May 3

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture

by nxjsu May 3, 2024