like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

by VitorCarmona January 11, 2018

spread out like a starfish

when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post

“she spread out like a starfish when her man fucked her.”

by lolololollllll October 23, 2017

kickin' like Van Damme

When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.

Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.

by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017

you look like an eggroll

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 17, 2017

i like your sketchers

“i like your sketchers” is a lyric from a song by DripReport. i recommend the song, his voice is very soothing. the song is also very popular on tik tok.

tommy: johnny have you heard that tik tok song it goes i like your sketchers

johnny: yeah

by curryballs April 13, 2020

face like the devil's ass

This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.

He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."

She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."

by Captain Manic 59 March 15, 2011

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011