Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
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by 459395 March 6, 2022
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by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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by crownman June 18, 2011
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by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
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