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God Job
During sex with my girlfriend, lightening struck through the window and hit me. My obituary reads "William Buttface died of a God Job."
God Job by WilliamButtface February 12, 2010
trench job
To "go down on a girl." If guys get " hand jobs and or blow jobs " the girls must compare in turns presenting the trench job.
trench job by hannah1234567 September 11, 2010
crooks job
when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
a crooks job is when someone jerks you off to the left with tobasco sauce so you could get the burning sensation a ginger with a crooked dick gets when jerking off
crooks job by Yacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub October 20, 2010
sink job
Got a slut on her way over?
Had a shower?
If you answered "yes" and "no" then you're in need of a "sink job"
You may be thinking why do I care if she puts my cheese dick in her mouth? Well we need to prevent her throwing up on your sweaty cock.
Basically hang your cock over the sink do the following... run warm water, lather soap in ur hands and foam up the shaft and peel back the fore skin (I know its hard for some) and then with cold water give it a pat down and dry with the hand towel, paper towel or tissues!
Had a shower?
If you answered "yes" and "no" then you're in need of a "sink job"
You may be thinking why do I care if she puts my cheese dick in her mouth? Well we need to prevent her throwing up on your sweaty cock.
Basically hang your cock over the sink do the following... run warm water, lather soap in ur hands and foam up the shaft and peel back the fore skin (I know its hard for some) and then with cold water give it a pat down and dry with the hand towel, paper towel or tissues!