cat ears and tail

Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.

No, I've never had sex. Still have my cat ears and tail, as they would say.

by zpat July 7, 2006

Black Cat Bastard

The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention

The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;

1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.

2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!

3. You went to Tenerife? I went to Elevenerife!!

by Runick February 3, 2015

Crazy cat woman

Similar to a crazy woman, but with cats. It's easy to spot a crazy cat woman, she has frizzy hair, bad fashion sense, and is normally surrounded by cats that worship her. They choose to moan and growl instead of talking, and hang out in dark alleys.

My mum is a crazy cat woman o.O

by Randycat January 19, 2009

Cat butt effect

The effect of stretching your ear too fast.
If you skip/don't wait long enough to go up a size, your ear lobe will start to wrinkle and look like a cat's butthole.

"Dude, did you see his ear? He has that cat butt effect goin' on!"

"My friend went from a 18g to a 00g in 3 weeks, now his ear looks like my cats ass!"

by Jeffy Dos August 4, 2008

black cat girlfriend

She’s antisocial accept around you. When she’s mad, she closes herself out and doesn’t talk. She at least owns one black cat. Super cuddly and loves to feed you. Hates to eat herself and is probably depressed. Daddy issues

My black cat girlfriend gives the best brain.

by The C0uncil October 18, 2022

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.

Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.

by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023

Cute Cat Syndrome

1. When you see a cat that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.

1. Bartholomeow the Third: (hugging a cute cat a bit too tight)

Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.

2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.

Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.

by Consierd August 13, 2012