What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Fucked in a bush

When a person looks messing and musty you tell them “you looked like you were fucked in bush” to let them know how nasty they look.

Ur friend: *walks up with mascara smudge, hair frizzy and out of place*
You: “you liked like you got fucked in a bush”

by anonymous November 18, 2022

bush shi t t s

Bush shi T T S , was a group founded an created by the mangers known as ,”Dane skinner”, and “Jono Matthews”, bush shi T T S, was a great way to communicate with other members, such as “Lachie Goldby”, “Jamo Goldby”, “Maison pridham” and the “bull” , it was a group chat on Snapchat where these men sent updates in regularly on what they are upto such as taking a shit , yes pure , sometimes on hands under nails , an most of all can’t forgot then bending girls like bending them till they snap , so bit on , arrrrr fark yes yes yes I’m gonna bend you so hard arrr yes yes yes

Group chat bush shi T T S

by Mr world wide February 7, 2020

Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce

Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.

by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018

Rustling through the bush and found berries

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok

Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019

Bush nugget

A poo in the bush

Where’s the shovel? Just off to do a bush nugget mate, brb.

by mosley88 June 22, 2019

parmesean bush

When one's public hair contains contaminants, be it lice, dandruff, etc, that resemble parmesean cheese.

"Why is that guy always scratching his nuts?"
"He's got a bad case of parmesean bush."

by MustacheWarrior666 April 24, 2016