Bush

A plant that has a bushy appearance.

What did you expect? President Bush?

John: “Look it’s a bush”
Frank: “that’s the president dumbass”
John: “what’s the difference they’re both as dum”
Frank: “at least not as dumb as you”

by Cockturtle May 22, 2021

Bush

caused the twin towers to fall

I like this bush

by fortnite653 June 3, 2018

Bush Fires

Slang term for seat heaters in cars . Refers to the area that is heated.

All mod cons in that car with aircon and twin front bush fires.

by Frandango October 9, 2022

Bush

A word from a server I’m in that is an innocent child from a dysfunctional family

“Hi I’m a bush, I have such a dysfunctional family.”

by GayEdgeLord April 8, 2021

Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce

Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.

by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018

parmesean bush

When one's public hair contains contaminants, be it lice, dandruff, etc, that resemble parmesean cheese.

"Why is that guy always scratching his nuts?"
"He's got a bad case of parmesean bush."

by MustacheWarrior666 April 24, 2016

Tidy bush

When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off

Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”

Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”

by Eric Hornes wife February 7, 2024