Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021

Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT

Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.

by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

bum salod

a phrase only a person named kieran can say and perform

kieran told dylan he's an absolute bum salod

by Bum Salod December 19, 2023

Bum

A homeless tweaker that eats his own bum also known as his anus he often licks his but

I seen a bum eat it’s anus

by I like anus August 25, 2019

bum

Someone who frequently and consistently makes minor mistakes. They can be harmful or harmless, but they tend to provoke fierce criticism by other people. A bum may also consistently do harmful things as a joke, oblivious to the obnoxious nature of their actions. Bums often lose important items at inopportune times, and they are always showing up late to meetings.

"Aidan, you lost the receipts we gave you? You bum!"
"The bum Matthew is cheating again and he won't apologize."
"Max didn't submit the grant application on time? That bum!"

by driversbehindthelines July 19, 2020

eggplant bum

A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp

I want a big eggplant bum right now

by Pryingpencil November 2, 2017