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Urban Dictionary

What even anymore?
You can't even search the fucking letter A without getting some sex shit
"I didn't know that was possible during sex! The wonders of Urban Dictionary."
by The name's x. X, it's just x. January 23, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies
Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911
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Urban Dictionary

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.
Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!
by D-2k() June 19, 2012
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urban dictionary

a website you go to to most likely find out about your name and your friends' names, most likely you'll be dissapointd and figgure out that like my last name Allister... I am a complete and utter retard who laughs to much.. but there on the opposite my first name, Bonnie.... a beautyfull one of a kind girl.... so decide urban dictionary! am I a retard or a beautyfull woman???
._. how'm I supposed to find a sentence for this????
guy: go check your name on urban dictionary
other guy; I did... appairantly I'm a complete and utter retard...
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Urban Dictionary

a place for a bunch of asswipes to get together and come up with goofy definitions for goofy words
by Kennu Silvadhd November 26, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

Austin likes reading Urban Dictionary in his free time. Because he's stupid.
by AustinTheDum March 11, 2019
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uRbaN DICTIONARY

Urban Dictionary, but spelled like their logo.
Urban Dictionary has a really funky logo.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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