The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.
Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured
Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
by Gentleman Nemesis June 26, 2015
Get the act two bluesmug. by J Rob March 23, 2008
Get the two high hollamug. 
A love triangle between two men who have never met and another mutual male friend (not to be confused with Two Girls One Cup.)
I think Bob, Joe, and I should get together. We could be two guys and a dude, if you know what I mean.
by BookPanda June 14, 2019
Get the Two Guys and a Dudemug. 62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).
This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
Get the Two and a splitmug. by ClarkHardwire November 28, 2024
Get the two cheeks of the same arsemug. same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony
by taxtop February 6, 2014
Get the give his two centsmug.