Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.

“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”

by DarthNBL September 15, 2023

Rape

Something that people deserve (The reader) hahahhaa

"I shall rape my way out of this prison"

by anonymous September 25, 2023

elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023

roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends

Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.

by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020

Brain Raped

The headache immediately following a day of thinking through distractions. And arguing with invisible friends. Unsuccessfully...

I just left work and I think I was Brain Raped

by TotalFiction January 10, 2020

rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people

i got caught in a rape funnel

by lonelyfinger April 4, 2020

rape-o-phobe

A rape-o-phobe is slang for someone is in a position that involves the constant threat of getting the shit fucked out of her/himself. It is someone who is so insanely, persistently under such an inundation of risk of being raped that she/he has no choice but to take ridiculous measures, such as pouring radioactive waste on oneself to get ugly, covering oneself in a 1 ft. thick fur coat even though it is 97 degrees outside and flying away with a jetpack whenever someone says anything suggestive to oneself, just to get through the week unfucked.

Bar door-guarding person: Are you a rape-o-phobe or an ungrateful whore?
Normal human being: I'm just a kid.
Bar door-guarding person: Oh, then I guess we can rule out rape-o-phobe.

by E idiots dei April 21, 2020