Porch Monkey

Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.

"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"

by Hoewley Dievah May 15, 2008

Cheeseburger Eating Surrender Monkey

A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.

In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.

Example of usage:

Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?

by xi_32 December 26, 2008

anal hole raping butt monkey

When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole

Ryan is such a anal hole raping butt monkey

by beltrussel December 5, 2010

Fudge Monkey

Monkey made out of Fudge DUH!!!

Ur MOM is such a fudge Monkey.

by arelys91 July 23, 2007

monkey spunk

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.

For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!

by Pubert Tongue May 10, 2006

Monkey pole

The Penis of a Monkey

That Mike T kid sure likes sucking Monkey Pole

by CO May 15, 2003

monkey chant

Racial slurs towards people of African descent. First came across this term in a football article depicting Benfica fans as racists.

Benfica have denied allegations that the club's fans directed racist abuse and monkey chants at four Manchester United players during their 1-0 Champions League loss last week in Lisbon.

by cmcp October 4, 2006