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fish job (F.J.)

Of or pertaining to the action of catching a fish and in that exact moment, placing it into your pants, with the fish still alive and squirming, until ejaculation occurs.
Last night I was down at the river and got the best fish job (F.J.) I think it was a trout.
by The Vice, KP July 28, 2011
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Buddy Blow Job

when two straight male friends are bored and one gives the other a blow job
Bob: hey dude i am so bored
Joe: ya me too

Bob:want me to give you a buddy blow job?
Joe: sure man
by joey0009 February 23, 2010
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wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job
e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job
by day day July 24, 2004
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Pacific Rim Job

fully submerging your ass under the water in the Pacific Ocean and you have someone come up from under the water and have them eat your ass out.
Viv almost drown while she was giving Wes a Pacific Rim Job.
by MrBojangles December 17, 2007
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strawberry rim job

The awkward moment when your gf is menstruating so you decide on anal. But then as you are going in you slip your d into the bloody vadragon. Realizing your terrible mistake you quickly pull out and enter the ass. You go to pound town, the residue around the rim is your strawberry rim job.
Boo yo dick went in da wrong hole.

Bitch it's good, you gonna get that strawberry rim job.
by scarhead March 1, 2014
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brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points
look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Ramapo Plow Job

To finish on a girl's face, then proceed to lick half of your cum off of her, while leaving the other half there to dry up.
Me: Did you give that girl you brought back from the village last night a Ramapo Plow Job?

Greg: Hell yeah. I RPJed all over that bitch.
by TheRoadRunner February 28, 2014
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