fart sheets

When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!

Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.

by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019

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E-Fart

Search results that have absolutely nothing to do with your keywords - a common occurrence in poor search engines.

Derp 1:
Dude, I entered "orca" into the Bing search engine and It gave me 100 pages of "Russian pornography" for results.

Derp 2:
Yeah, looks like Bing had a serious E-Fart.

by NewSpeak March 5, 2015

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Skype Farting

the act of letting loose a swarm of shitmeister-smelling particles of gas in the air, while being on Skype. Normally done by females...named Nicole.

*FART*
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete

by ThatSuperiorN January 11, 2014

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brain fart

An epiphany

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.

by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018

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reptile fart

Placing a reptilian creature inside either your own or a partners anus before they are about to fart and suffocating the creature for the pleasure of feeling it squirm inside the anus

Jason and I were getting freaky and decided to try a reptile fart for some new pleasure.

by rustleinthewest April 13, 2015

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