by EmuleehK July 30, 2011
Get the Douche bag strapmug. A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.
The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017
Get the douchemug. An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.
(May or may not shower weekly)
(May or may not shower weekly)
by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023
Get the Douche Bagelmug. Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.
by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug. by Milton Lee February 16, 2021
Get the Pajama Douchemug. a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.
b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.
c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.
c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.
by jstar23 March 30, 2009
Get the Douche Landermug.