Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.

Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.

by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Buttering

Sandwiching a man between two lubed up girls.

Yeah nigga they were buttering me up all night.

by Nigga Black face October 4, 2023

atheism butter

It’s an object blessed by certain types of Atheists, slapping their butter with their non-godly sausages.

Person 1: “Did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, she was a christian”
Person 1: “Good”

by TheRealAtheistbutter October 15, 2017

Duck Butter

The sweat of a mans tant that of ball an butthole meet ,if left unclean makes a grey pudding in tant area.

I was scrachin my balls an got duck butter under my nails time to hit the shower.

by its300 March 10, 2016

Peanut butter

Defined to be summarized as a way to describe someone who is brain dead.

That person came out of surgery acting like peanut butter

by PeanuttButterr September 10, 2021

Doodoo Butter

doodoo butter is a reference to call people when they're fucking bad at a game

Guy 1: There's a guy on the hills!!
Guy 2: Nigga, where the fuc-
(guy 2 fucking gets shot and dies)
Guy 1: ur doodoo butter

by eijneem December 8, 2019