Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cordsmug. by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015
Get the anal yankmug. I line of people standing, a person at the front takes a penis in the butthole, and then the person doing that takes a penis in the butthole, and then so on it goes to the end, where that man gets a jolly time and doesn't get penetrated.
Derek - "Me and the boys were doing the Anal Centipede the other night"
Phil - "Where were you? Front, middle or back?"
Derek - "Middle, you know me. Action on both ends"
Dave - "What the fuck? Are you a homosexual?"
Derek - "Of course not, I'm a homiesexual"
Phil - "Where were you? Front, middle or back?"
Derek - "Middle, you know me. Action on both ends"
Dave - "What the fuck? Are you a homosexual?"
Derek - "Of course not, I'm a homiesexual"
by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021
Get the Anal Centipedemug. It's when two gay men and a woman are having sex. The first man
is licking the woman's vagina from a subordinate position while the second man has anal intercourse with her until she orgasms and squirts all over the face of the first. This is often considered a punishment between gay men.
is licking the woman's vagina from a subordinate position while the second man has anal intercourse with her until she orgasms and squirts all over the face of the first. This is often considered a punishment between gay men.
Steve and Bob had been fighting for a week. Steve to apologize
was required to take an anal bomb from Bob and their friend Linda.
was required to take an anal bomb from Bob and their friend Linda.
by patb2009 May 15, 2014
Get the anal bombmug. Its When Your Partner Shits into a condom and you suck on it until its all gone and you shit out a new turd for your partner to suck on.
by Blowy Anal October 19, 2021
Get the Blowy Analmug. Inserting penis in butt
Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally
Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally
Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it
by Sherryl the Real July 16, 2024
Get the Anal sexmug. When you're up someone's asshole and you'll agree to anything that you'll subsequently regret after the act is over.
by Bootygirl1179 May 27, 2019
Get the Anal stupidmug.