Guy 1: "So did you and Emily have sex last night?"
Guy2: "No man, she was on her period."
Guy 1: "You should've tried a PB&J!"
Guy2: "No man, she was on her period."
Guy 1: "You should've tried a PB&J!"
by BeetsDub April 7, 2021

A Brit who identifies as a Fox, that admins trillions of meaningless facebook groups, among which "We use 10 words maximum" is pretty good. Founder and leader of CRACK FOX CULT. He loves children.
Roy: Look! That's Peter J Carter. I love him in every universe.
Peter J Carter: Dolphins don't have legs
Peter J Carter: Dolphins don't have legs
by MisfitMe June 7, 2022

Kinda like Jesus in a slim thuggish way. Everything seems to evolve around him. He could be a God and he doesnt even know it. Everybody is attracted to Jeremiah J and wants to be in his presence. Jeremiah J has Rizz to the point of he can walk up to complete strangers and they are naturally drawn to him. He is modest but can have any girl he wants. Jeremiah is always right and always does the right thing. Jeremiah has a nice cock and is a freaky sex god. He can touch someone and have them sucking his Dick in minutes. He can make stupid decisions occasionally but always makes them the right decisions in the end. Jeremiah can be a Dick, but a dick in a way the woman cant resist him. His goofy smile will literally melt woman into him. If you ever meet a Jeremiah J you will have a loyal freind for a lifetime.
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by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022

A Samrakshita is always a tall, warm soul, with a heart of gold shared with a Suzy. SAM is not a MAN (definitely a lass). The name could be traced back to the ancient epic Samrayana, where it is believed that Goddess Samra, the god of knowledge, wisdom and sarakku, blessed an Indian landmass (present day Bengaluru) with affordable liquor. It is also believed that 21st Century might see the incarnation of her modern day Madras. If someone comes across a Samrakshita, worship her! A Samrakshita only knows to love. The J in the end denotes the yogic symbol of a lifted sirasasana. ( The goddess is a yogini).
by Lazy Suzy November 23, 2021
