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Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
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michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes
person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool
by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
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Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.
Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
by O' Chungus September 10, 2023
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Michael

Fatass who likes to play destiny
Michael probably never left his room in days
by Spingbing1749 June 22, 2022
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Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
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michael

DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL
MICHAEL HELP ME
by epic timmy jimmy February 6, 2023
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