Hand Banana

A cooler way to say "banana"

Mom-"Son, would you like a banana?"
Son- "Sure, I'll go get a hand banana."

by mrhandbanana July 15, 2010

duck foot hand

The figure formed by stretching a rubber glove over the knuckles, creating a webbed-foot like appearance.

"Hey, does this look like a duck foot hand to you?"

by A12345 August 21, 2008

shaking hands with the clock

To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.

I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock

by Crazy Coffe drinking puppy November 4, 2017

second-hand racism

When a person who seems to not be racist but has racist friends and/or defends racist people.

have you heard of them kpop fans? second-hand racism exists and it’s them
didn’t one of them idols do black face aswell? look at the second handed racism buddies running to ‘cancel’ us for saying that

by ryuu’s dick July 14, 2021

Third Hand Embarrassment

When you get embarrassed or cringe at something you did that you thought was cool in the past.

Third hand embarrassment is when you realize that your past is cringy.

Person 1: *remembers that they used to make gacha vids and thought they were cool at the time*

Person 1: “EW, that’s cringy and embarrassing!”

by Mondo_Butter December 1, 2021

Portuguese hand grenade

When your female room-mate throws a period blood soaked feminine hygiene pad into your room.

I pissed my room mate off during her period so she threw a portuguese hand grenade on my bed

by dickerie August 31, 2013

polite hand cup

when hooking up, it is the act of cupping ones hand to act as a receptacle for ejaculate when rubbing one out. This prevents jizz from getting on the sheets, couch, floor, or unwilling participants.

note: not applicable to relationships. swallowing is de rigueur in such situations

My hook up last night was taking forever, so I busted out the polite hand cup, shot my load, and left.

by rngdfcker May 7, 2011