pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

Windy Poo Train

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels

“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”

by MonkeRob September 7, 2020

Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.

Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."

by flybak August 6, 2018

Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016

De Ja Poo

That feeling of doing the same shit everyday.

After working this job for a year, every day feels like de ja poo.

by Ginger Snapped July 21, 2017

Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.

“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022

Poo

Stinky, brown turd.

Ew! That poo smells!

by 0sieru0fp May 12, 2020