Dogwood Park

A homeless shelter located in Cookeville, TN. Disguised as an everyday run-of-the-mill public park, this large plot of land actually has a crackhead to civilian ratio of about 1:1. Catch it on a good day, and you might be able to take your kids to play in the playground without fear of a deranged stray sprinting on all fours around the area. Catch it on a bad day and, well, it's a whole different kind of playground. Innocently enough however, Dogwood Park offers a wide variety of recreational activities such as walking, and...yeah! If you're feeling daring, you can venture into the infamed "Storm Drain" where you can see some of the city's most talented artists' handiwork. There are enough penises and racial slurs spray painted in the tunnels, that even Leonardo da Vinci himself would be wracked with envy. Suffice to say, there is truly something for everyone from all walks of life in Dogwood Park, you just have to know where to look.

I entered Dogwood Park a fragile little boy, and came out a real man.

by VroomVroomSkrrrt July 11, 2023

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Park Minkyun

Kpop It Boy. Likes cats, making music, and kissing other men.

Friend: Do you know Park Minkyun?

Me: Yes.

by saarya November 21, 2020

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Grant park

A small town in illinois that’s barely a town, filled with mid whores and fat hicks that act like women. There’s not even a McDonald’s and the center of the townspeoples life is their beloved loves truck stop

Person 1: hey what should we do tonight

Person 2: well there’s not much to do in grant park so let’s sit in the loves parking lot and rev our trucks till our small penises are compensated for

by Assholecheddar June 11, 2022

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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

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Park Creep

1. To slowly follow someone whom is leaving a restaurant or store to their cars, so you can have their spot in a full parking lot.

2. The creepy old man at the park who sits on the park bench and watches little kids play in the play ground.

Check out the box-car, he is totally park creeping the fat lady coming out of wal-mart.

by Geaux Tiger 08 October 25, 2011

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