VSCO girl

Fucking satin

Person 1: *exists*
VSCO girl: "SKSKSKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP-"
Person 1: "Every day we stray further and further away from god..."

by _you_egg_ October 3, 2019

Safe girl

A girl who knows her worth and keeps her body hidden from the boys.

Don’t worry about Lexi she’s a safe girl

by Juicyboy22 August 4, 2020

religious girls

The kind of girl that will be just hanging out talking then all of a sudden she pulls her dick out and puts it in your mouth.

Devante's late for work, he had some "religious girls" over last night.

by firemanjoemac July 31, 2019

Shoe girl

A hot girl that lives life to the fullest and has lots and lots of shoes

My sister: omg did you buy another pair of heels? You have like 100 already!
Me: of course I did and I won't stop till I have 365!
My sister: (jealous) you are such a shoe girl

Me: but I'm not a shoe freak like coco austin!

by Glamazoncollette March 12, 2023

manson girl

A girl who seems like she would of been part of Manson's crew back in the day.
Tends to fetishize mental ilness and mentally unstable men
Generally did a little to much acid, a little crazy, and is into casual sex with older men

Guy 1: So what's melissa like?
Guy 2: Total Manson girl unless you're bat shit insane you've got no chance

by Cooneroo March 7, 2018

Football Girl

Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.

Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.

by Stingleberry January 7, 2023

vsco girl

a dumb ass bitch who uses a metal straw, when they can just drink with their mouth plain.

vsco girl? disgusting

by Jamie hahaha November 30, 2019