Catching fish with a stone

Something that doesn't make sense

Person 1: why is your neighbor watering her lawn during the storm?
Person 2: I dunno man, she's always catching fish with a stone.

See: stirring ducks in a bucket

by Bucketduck August 28, 2017

Liquor Fish™

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"

Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.

Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.

by baesedgod August 12, 2016

Sleeping like a fish

day dreaming been awake in a trance like state

"Sorry I was sleeping like a fish."

by dboi27 July 31, 2017

Arby’s Fish Sandwhich

When a girls vagina smells like a fish sandwhich. Particularly an Arby’s fish sandwhich.

Tom: Ew dude what’s that smell.

Gary: I think it’s coming from over there.

*Sharleen walks over.

Tom: mate that’s her pussy that smells.

Gary: It smells like Arby’s fish sandwhich.

by Pussy Pounder 696969 February 11, 2019

horky rumble fish

1. noun
n. a nick name for a beloved shepherd in a frisky mood

2. adjective
adj. how you feel after having consumed parts of a spiny lobster at dinner when said parts, owing to the bad oysters at lunch, come raging simultaneously through your nostrils, and out yer ass

n., e.g., "Who's a horky rumble fish?!"

adj., e.g., "Whoa there, not even the lemon fanta could help after seven hours of horking and shitting that goddamn crustacean. Who would put a radiator next to a toilet, when there was even the most remote possibility of horky rumble fish ignominy?

by Hork Meister December 16, 2011

Fish eye

It's when you can see the full outline of a dude's bell-end through the fabric of whatever he's wearing on his undercarriage. Because this spectacle ALWAYS looks like an actual fish eye. This is the truest meaning of the term because it is so common and so hilarious. Fellas, you thoughts you'd pulled the wool over with your tales of jizzing in our eyes but look down next time you're wearing your softest jim-jams, and there he is, finding nemo.

NB: Fish eye is most notable in the circumcised community, it also features heavy in those belonging to the 'well-endowed' faction.

by Mushy Piglet October 7, 2015

fish lip selfie

A self-taken picture where the person protrudes thier lips

There must be millions of fish lip selfies on facebook.

by fuzzybuzzz March 24, 2013