butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.

My friend smells like butter jerky.

by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

butter nubbins

When you fuck a bitch and pull out your dick and rub it on her clit then stick it back in and commence the bang sesh

I was bangin this hoe last night and half way through I gave her the Butter Nubbins

by BeerGolf906 May 3, 2018

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

Peanut butter punishment

To be striped down with your balls dipped in peanut butter. And chased by starving dogs.

Carlos fell asleep early at the function so he got the peanut butter punishment.

by Randy Laney June 22, 2025

Churning butter

When your partner lets you engage in anal intercourse, and cum inside them, and then let’s you do it a second time within the hour.

Polly likes it up the butt so much, she had me churning butter last night!

by Anita Pokin January 30, 2021

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021