After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.
by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account
by Alcatraz Charles December 12, 2021

Noun. A carton of milk with a titty on the front panel. Traditionally, a milk titty is depicted nude and with string-bikini tan lines.
Disambuguation:
milk tit
milk tits
milk titty
Disambuguation:
milk tit
milk tits
milk titty
by Def A Real Person August 3, 2019
