When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.
by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011
Get the Douche powowmug. A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
Get the Douche de Fecalemug. A douche is both arrogant and stupid, but he is neither disingenuous nor abrasive. Due to his stupidity, a douche is always unaware that he is a douche.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020
Get the Douchemug. 1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.
by Lilloopy1 December 16, 2008
Get the Dirty Douchemug. A punchy douche is a cowboy who’s good at what he does, dresses like a damn tool usually the top 3 buttons are unbuttoned on his pearl snap, jeans about 2 sized 2 small, cross necklace common but not required, personally is about that of a 2x4.
by Kevbo November 30, 2020
Get the punchy douchemug. THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"
by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. 
Get the Douche Canuemug.