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May 3

Karl jacobs day. On this day send karl jacobs nice words because he is literally walking serotonin
may 3rd?” “oh yeah that’s karl jacobs day”
by real karl jacobs April 28, 2021
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Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
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May 7th

Pra pra'd bday 😫😫
"Its May 7th"
"DAMN PRA PRA IS OLD"
by Justin 😫😈 January 6, 2021
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No make up may

For girls only as they only typically wear makeup boys have no nut November and no simp September so this is a challenge for the girls
by _e13_x May 1, 2021
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May 15th

National send a dick pick day. Send her a dick pick so she can have a good day
Do you know what today is?”

“Yeah May 15th?”

“That means you have to send me a dick pick

:)
by sEND IT TO ME NOW May 15, 2025
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mai + zola

the bestest of friends, you should never let go of this friendship because they will always be there for you. love them forever,
mai - duhh i love the mai + zola girls
by sparklymaiunicorn April 16, 2023
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May 16

May 16 is the time of the month is when you ask your crush out!!
If you get asked out on this day, YOU HAVE TO EXCEPT IT. (if u are already dating someone then thats the only free pass)
Boy: Hey Becky!
Becky: Hi!
Boy: Be my girlfriend.
Becky: Huh?
Boy: Its May 16!
Becky: Oh! Sure, you can be my boyfriend then!!
by user0239791 May 14, 2025
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