Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.

Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."

by flybak August 6, 2018

Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Poo

Poo is what comes out of your asshole it's just like shit that's because it is shit. Poo is brown and smells disgusting

Poo is shit

by Your real name is your real na October 19, 2019

gummy poo tail

2nd coolest dog to ever exist after zaza the dog. He has a poo tail and hardly no teeth.

Omg did you know gummy poo tail has a poo tail.

by Telescope March 26, 2023

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

poo

"Poo" is a really nasty glossy log. Don't every eat it, please.

Person 1: Hold up guys, I have to go
Person 2: To go poo?
Person 1: Maybe..

by sf;jknsdjk April 16, 2022