An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Get the goldfish poop pestmug. When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
by ForScience234 April 2, 2022
Get the Tom Daley Poopmug. That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.
I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.
by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018
Get the Pre-poop Chillsmug. A large poop where total disregard for courtesy flushing and toilet clogging potential is taken because of the industrial grade toilet you are pooping into (the ones with the really powerful flushes that can likely flush down an entire cow). Normal 3 flush poops can be taken in one sitting by the industrial grade toilet.
Man, I just dropped an industrial grade poop. Couldn't even see the water in the toilet bowl after I was done, but the flush was no problemo.
by PoosterMcGee December 14, 2010
Get the Industrial Grade Poopmug. by keepinit 100 all day boiy August 2, 2016
Get the poop in your mouthmug. Ginger is doing the poop-walk-of-victory. You can let her in how." "Look at Bob doing the poop-walk-of-victory. All he did was put paper in the copier.
by Bruce CR July 26, 2010
Get the poop-walk-of-victorymug. by zachfromcanyon September 10, 2009
Get the poop shoot poundermug.